A Random Saturday Morning Wake Up Call:
*Taken from a series of text messages to my mother and father...*
Message 1:
"So we're laying in the bed and we hear two pairs of footsteps, thundering up the hall. Every two feet or so, we hear: "En Garde" hahahahaha. Then we hear the pencil sharpener. Two more footsteps... En Garde. Ed gets up to get in the shower. Passes Julians room, and sees them swordfighting with a pencil and a play curling iron.
Message 2:
He's yelling like a normal parent would. Five minutes later, savannah knocks on the door, asking for a bandaid. She has been inflicted with a non life threatening stab to the torso. Ed flips. Im laughing to myself.
Message 3:
I call the kids into the room, trying to deduce what happened. Apparently, Julian suffers from the same disease Greg did, called "imma listen to younger sibling who doesn't know a thing, even if it kills me. Literally". Julian says that savannah stabbed him with the blunt end of the play curling iron. Savannah, not wanting him to feel left out, SHARPENS a pencil, hands it to him and then announces En Garde. The question still unanswered is why Julian took said pencil and stabbed her with it. After explaining to them the dangers of sharp things (apparently this has to be done for these two morons) they were sent back to their father for more yelling and wound cleaning. Moral of the Story?: there seems to be more Fisher than Brown in those two and I think ed sees it now too. Smdh."
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